~ Who Shall Not Be Named ~

y0u-st0n3r:

bennyfuckinleeiy:

this is the best thing in the entire world. i’ve been looking for this gif to pop up on my dash forever hahahaha

OMFG IT’S A HAMBURGLAR

I CHOKED

OMFG HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

HAMFUCKINGBURGLAR

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shy-n-awkward:

fyeah-i-like-dat:

I just died.

I THOUGHT HE ATE HER

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nukesaway:

sentinalsofseveredflesh:

cluko:

dominateur:

supremeoutcast:

I strongly disagree with anyone who says Maleficent isn’t the best Disney villain. No singing, no dancing, no long expositions about her plans, no tolerance for bumbling comedy sidekicks (she electrocutes a whole room full of minions when she finds out they’ve fucked up and spent the last few years searching for a baby), just outright malicious intent.

I mean let’s take a look at her motivations compared to other popular Disney villains:

SCAR - Wanted to become King. 

URSULA - Wanted to rule the seas.

WICKED QUEEN - Wanted to rule as the most beautiful woman in the land.

JAFAR - Wanted to rule in the Sultan’s place and/or obtain ultimate power.

Maleficient, by contrast, didn’t want any of that. She didn’t want more power. She didn’t want fame. She didn’t want to rule. She just wanted to raise hell. This is the woman who decided that every newborn child in the kingdom should die and that the land should be covered in darkness for one reason - SHE WASN’T INVITED TO A MOTHERFUCKING PARTY.

That’s right, the evil bitch basically condemned an entire kingdom to die at her hands because she didn’t get invited to a christening.

This is not a woman with a motivation. She cannot be reasoned with. Her actions cannot be rationalized. She is evil for the fun of being evil, not because she wants something.

THAT, my friends, is the ultimate villain. One who knows they’re evil and LOVES it. 

This is amazing, like omfg

Maleficient is basically Satan in human form

Some women just want to see the world burn

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vintagegal:

Betty White c. 1957

almightykushlord:

booty-game-exquisite:

‘by who cuz my nutt dont even work’ hahahahahaha

ON THE DEAD HOMIES

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